What the hell is this song about?
Deep in the jungles and Florida swamps in the shadows where they hide Their mission is simple to suck out your blood and then spit some germs inside But one man (well, one agent) will not be outdone a fine feathered sentry a government poultry the bird with the golden gun Sentinel chickens Keep diseases at bay Freedom is just one cluck away While we're on vacation He's manning his station alert in the Florida fens But something might bite us And encephalitis might spread through the Free World again But one man (well, one agent) is out on the march His secret number's not 007 It's one dozen Grade A Large [chorus] The Berlin Wall's fallen They've dismantled Stalin The Cold War is finally through But mosquitos and virus You know they desire us These chickens are guarding you The health board is pleased They've caught the disease Their chicken's come down with the flu This agent won't last Now he's fading fast This chicken -- he died for you He's one man (well, one agent) who's only a bird But still, you can honor This bird who's a goner Eat your omelets shaken, not stirred (chorus)